The Tale of the Christmas Tree Massacre

As expected, Kirk looked great in a tree
But who, I did ask, will represent TNG?

Picard is a safe bet, but seems to lack luster
Riker instead is the one to pass muster

The Riker ornament came, but its weight brought surprise
How could the uniform hide so much heft for his size?

I hung it carefully on a tree slightly weird
Believing it was a safe home for his beard

As Kirk looked on, Riker weighed down the fir
His weight pulling it down in a deafening blur

Broken glass covered the floor, with Riker to blame
My opinion of him will never be the same